We don't talk anymore but.. I just wanna let you know that at one point I wish I could have taken you on multiple amazing dates then got to the point where I completely fuck your brains out, make you tea after and watch morbid movies with you until you wanted me to go, you're a rare breed and an amazing girl.
Well, quite frankly I enjoy my brain where it is thank you very much but you should have been assertive back when we did speak and tried your chances. But thank you for the last compliment-I take it with pride!
I really dislike when people remind me that bananas have traces of radiation but then I realize that most have not had a banana (almond)milkshake and everything is ok :)